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I was wondering whether you'd want Andrew and Lily at yours for the weekend? I'm going away for a few days, and I was going to bring them along with, but thought you might rather the time with them.
Are you free this evening? I reckon I could use a bit of company. And I still owe you one for the the cake.
Thank you for the cake and company yesterday, Tom.

Birthday Wishes

Brilliant. I love not only making the cover of the Muggle tabloids, but also the Wizarding ones.

However, my solicitor has promised me that it'll be "quick and painless" apparently several weeks' time spent in courts and such is "quick".

Except right now, Neville is no where to be found. On the one hand, not showing to court will make things a bit quicker, on the other hand, it looks really bad...

[Charmed for Harry and Ginny only]
Tell me that you've not paid any recent visits to Neville that might cause him to be missing...
That's it. I'm getting a solicitor. And strongly recommending Neville see a Healer.

He's all out of excuses, and now he's simply flat out refusing to sign.

Oh good Hell, why does everything have to suddenly get complicated whenever things seem to be calming down???

[charmed to Ginny and Harry Potter only]

It was right after I found out that I was pregnant.

Oh Hell, I don't know what I'd been thinking, and I still don't know why I didn't recall it sooner... Hell, I don't know what he was thinking...or why he doesn't recall.

It's a right bloody mess.
I don't know who seems to find this so amusing...

However, I know for a fact that I am not married to Neville Longbottom - despite what the Muggle paperwork might state. I have only seen him a handful of times in the past few years, and aside from that, he's been with Luna and is just recently a father.

This is not amusing in the least.

[Charmed for Tom and Ginny Only]

I didn't do anything...drastic...while I had that ring on, did I???

Very funny

Whoever sent me the "official" owl in the post stating that the legality of my marriage is being contested and that the Ministry is waiting for documents to verify this information -

You are not so funny.

I will find out who you are.

And when I do, you will be sorry.